What I'm about to say may seem trite and obvious, in retrospect, at least, but I've become aware that in a bizarre cross dimensional incedent, we have evidently "elected" a man and all of his buddies from the Bizzaro World president. Twice!
Think about it:
"Saudi Arabians attack us! Me invade Iraq!"
"If you no find weapons of mass destruction, that mean they still there. Me tell you keep looking!"
"Al Gonzales good man. Him have perfect memory. Me give him medal."
"Me right to lifer. Me support death penalty."
"Economy is Strong. Me friends doing very well."
"Heckuva job, Brownie!"
"Me not know Ken Lay. Me never hear of him. Who him is?"
"Liberal Media Elite hate America. Try to destroy America. Me hear about it from Fox News."
"Me vice president totally divested from Halliburton. He just get $130,000 a year from them. It make sense. Him work hard for them."
"Me sign many laws, as long as Me signing statements say Me can do whatever me want, no matter what law say."
"Me have no money for health care. Me want billions more to give to Blackwater for doing such good job in Iraq."
"Me think it good idea to put missle defense system right next to Russia. Me tell them we afraid of Iran, not them, Iran. It make sense."
"Missle defense system work good. Real good. As long as you tell system exactly when and where you test missile will be and how fast it go, it knock down missile sometimes 40 percent of time. That better than me popularity!"
"We not torture. If we do it, it not torture. It simple. If we do it, and it look like torture, it not torture. It enhanced interrogation. That not torture. You want put handcuffs on Jack Bauer? He not torture. Once he cut off guys head to drop in his buddies lap, but that not torture, that just funnin. Me like Jack Bauer. Him me hero. He never sleep. 24 hours awake. Me her0."
"Fox News am not propaganda wing of Republican Party. It not! They have fair and balanced mix of Extreme Right and Far Right views. That balanced. Tony Snow come to work for us! He very different than when on Fox News. Me not able to tell how, but they tell me he different. Now he back at Fox News, because they pay better. Me miss him, but cute girl who take his place is fun. She a girl. Rowr."
I'll add more as I think of them. You can help.