Well, once again, another politician has been caught with his (literal) pants down. Perhaps they should just put saltpeter in the water at all government buildings in Washington DC. What is it about being elected, that makes your libido suddenly uncontrollable. You have to know that if you have to concoct an elaborate lie to cover your tracks, sooner or later you're going to get caught. Honestly, "I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail." has now become a euphemism. What for? You know. Don't be coy. And did he really think that he could sneak away TO ARGENTINA for a liaison with his mistress and that no one would notice that he was no where to be found? He didn't even bother to tell his vice-governor where he was. Then again, isn't he the VICE governor himself? That joke is too easy. So many politicians, Democrat, Republican and everything else are getting caught, it has led the "Log Cabin Republicans" (the gay republicans) group to say "And these are the guys who say that Gay Marriage would be a threat to the Sanctity of Straight Marriage?". They are right, and I have a solution.
All politicians must be female.
It's not a perfect solution, and I know that women are not infallible, but they certainly should be able to do a better job than the lying jerks we seem to have running the country now. Except for President Obama. I still think he has his head on straight. Then again, he is married to our first supermodel first lady. And have you seen her amazing arms? She could knock him across the Potomac, if he ever gave her reason. I personally emailed him with the suggestion that he make Hillary Clinton his Secretary of State, and he's never sent me a thank you.