I cannot begin to explain this

I think what is going on is that a clever papparazi has caught Michelle Pfeifer with her guard down. She really hates being photographed doing the thing that she enjoys most, racing around her estate in her chariot pulled by cute goats. I'm pretty sure that's what's happening. Fairly sure, at least. OK, not sure at all, but that has to be a better explanation than what is really going on, and isn't that what's important. It is to me. Peace out, y'all.